Some of this will make its way into my uncle’s online obituary, but the best bits are here…
Let the record show that for 46 years yours truly carried himself through life without ever having to engage in fisticuffs of any kind. That is, until last night.
I’m going to put a fair amount of work into this, as I generally don’t want it to suck.
How is it that the country with the world’s most advanced mobile technology is so entirely inhospitable to tourists and their unlocked phones?
Speak Cantonese to me and I’ll most likely have no idea what you’re saying. But a hackneyed teenage romance? That I understand!